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January 10, 2004

Battle Hymn of the War Bloggers

Mine eyes have seen the spewage from the sphincter of a troll
When it's bludgeoned with the ClueBat, on the floor his meme will roll
He has loosed another posting and it's boring, dull and droll,
The troll is babbling on

Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Our blogs go marching on!

I have seen him in the watch threads of a hundred posted vents
They have riddled him with assfire but it doesn't make a dent
With precision and derision I'll shred his latest argument
His spray is growing old.

Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Our blogs go marching on!

I have read a dire posting writ in polished prose of zeal,
"As ye deal with my commentors, So with your post I shall deal;"
Let the hero, born to hosting, crush the turgid and his spiel
This thread is rolling on.

Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Our blogs go marching on!

He has pounded forth a comment when he should have hit delete
He is spouting out the points of libs before his courage flees
Oh, be swift, my Dell, to answer Him! be jubilant, my keys!
This thread is scrolling on.

Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Our blogs go marching on!

All his drooling mindless hippy crap was blown across his screen
With a burning in his bottom that amuses you and me
As he tried to make men commie, let us try to make men free
While blogs go marching on.

Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Our blogs go marching on!

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Oh that is just sick, disgusting, wrong, and brilliant. *eg*

/flees off to post link

Posted by: Chuckg at Feb 27, 2004 5:54:35 PM

Thanks Chuck!

It was a fun one to write, and BC, the Chief Imperial Torturer of the VRWC was an immense help as we batted verses around.

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