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January 16, 2004

Jew Lies

Here's some more Louis Armstrong, from the perspective of many of the ISM type trolls out there, who still think everything is a vast conspiracy.

Jew lies, flyin’ at me
Nothin’ but Jew lies do I see

Cluebirds singin’ a song
There’s nothin’ but cluebirds all day long

Seems like all the phrases are hurlin’ by
When you’re a nut, my how they fly

Those clue rays, all of them gone
Nothin’ but Jew lies from now on

(instrumental break)

Seems like all them phrases are hurryin’ by
Cause when you’re a nut, then my how they fly

Them clue rays, all of ’em gone
And there’s nothin’ but Jew lies from now on.

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I can not for the life of me understand why you would want to parody so cruelly, the life and death of a courageous young woman.
Possibly you recognise that she had more courage than many and a spitful, selfish mean minded person such as you, just has no way of undestanding.
You ARE a mean minded person, aren't you?
So glad I'm not you.

Posted by: Richard at Jan 29, 2004 7:43:07 PM

Thank you!

Yes. I'm extremely mean spirited, which is why I write commedy! However, I can't for the life of me figure out what your comment has to do with this song. But as for Rachael, face it, burning the American flag while protecting terrorists who blow up babies, while working in concert with an actual die hard believer in the Nazi party (Ben Granby - managed a Nazi website) is not the way to inspire people as to your righteousness.

If nothing else, she could at least be a Nazi consort who's a bit faster on her feet!

Now if George Bush was stumping at a Haliburton site, stepped backwards, slipped on a pool of Iraqi oil, and got ground up in a piece of machinery, you'd probably make some off color remarks about that too, now wouldn't you?


Posted by: George Turner at Jan 29, 2004 9:36:10 PM

Show me
Show me
Show me

[anti-semitic Nazi poem deleted, but available on other threads for those who wish to see how deep David Duke has penetrated the left, who started out holding pro-Hitler rallies in Berkeley in the late 1930's.]

Posted by: Madeline Allwhite at Feb 13, 2004 3:35:01 AM

All black humor aside (e.g. "The Death of the Flat Rachel Corrie"), this idealistic young woman's death was indeed a tragedy. It's quite possible that the International Solidarity Movement and/or its Palestinian handlers set her up to be killed or seriously injured so they could make propaganda. A Hamas activist said openly that she was far more valuable dead (as a "martyr") than alive as a peace activist. See http://www.omdurman.org/ism.html for a compilation of information about the ISM.

Posted by: Bill at Mar 20, 2004 11:50:36 PM

"'Her death serves me more than it served her,' said one activist at a Hamas funeral yesterday. '...Her death will bring more attention than the other 2,000 martyrs.'" Making of a Martyr by Sandra Jordan, Guardian Newspapers


One might also ask why all those "witnesses" from the International Solidarity Movement saw her getting run over, but not a single one lifted a finger to pull her to safety before she was run over.


When you are more useful to your friends dead than you are alive, it is time to find new friends. It is too bad that Rachel Corrie did not have time to learn this unpleasant truth.

Posted by: Bill at Mar 20, 2004 11:52:47 PM

Good point Bill! I've also heard rumors that she wasn't that bad off when heading to the hospital (the bulldozer never actually ran her over, she just got slightly buried under some rubble) and there was some thought that maybe a Palestinian hospital isn't the place to get taken after such an event, as your life really is in the hands of anyone who happens by with their own purposes to serve.

Posted by: George Turner at Mar 21, 2004 5:59:56 PM

You conveniently ignore that the death of Rachel Corrie was a cold-blooded murder on the part of the dozer driver... and please stop saying that it was an ARMORED bulldozer. Its was just a standard Caterpillar D-10. FYI, they come off the production line EXACTLY as you see in the pics with the exception of the top-mounted headlamps. No armor. Repeat, NO ARMOR. It's simply media hype to call it an "armored" bulldozer, and its utter bullshit.

Growing up in a family of excavators, and spending my fair share of time on a number of earth-moving machines, I can say without any doubt from looking at the pics that the driver knew ABSOLUTELY that she was there at all times, and could have prevented a needless death.

Yes its a shame she didnt move, but you ignore that the dozer operator also had a choice, and he chose to murder SOMEONE, ANYONE for simply trying to keep a PHYSICIAN's house/office from being destroyed.

It is entirely Nazi-istic to destroy the homes of "suspected" terrorists. It gets even worse when we find out that the suspected terrorist was actually a doctor, and that the Israelis have been systematically bulldozing drinking wells and other life-sustaining infrastructure in order to force the Palestinians from their land. Apparently due-process doesn't exist in the Middle east's only "democracy."

Do we know the whole story? Will we ever? I doubt it; but I do know from experience that that dozer operator knew exactly what was happening. Oh well, he can always fall back on the "I was only following orders" excuse. I think that that one works unless you're German.

In the meantime, we have bigger Israeli problems to worry about. Is anybody concerned that a judge recently released an Israeli nuclear terrorist into the custody of a rabbi in Maryland? His name is Asher Karni, and although the Jewish controlled media won't tell you about him, you can learn about him on Google, or at the following webpage: http://usa.mediamonitors.net/layout/set/print/headlines/israeli_asher_karni_nuclear_terrorism_network

Posted by: Dozer Dan at Apr 2, 2004 6:07:30 AM

http://usa.mediamonitors.net/layout/set/print/headlines/israeli_asher_karni_nuclear_terrorism_network

Posted by: Dozer Dan at Apr 2, 2004 6:12:08 AM

You conveniently ignore that the death of Rachel Corrie was a cold-blooded murder on the part of the dozer driver... and please stop saying that it was an ARMORED bulldozer. Its was just a standard Caterpillar D-10. FYI, they come off the production line EXACTLY as you see in the pics with the exception of the top-mounted headlamps. No armor. Repeat, NO ARMOR. It's simply media hype to call it an "armored" bulldozer, and its utter bullshit.

The ISM activists with her http://www.sweetliberty.org/issues/israel/corrie3.shtml” target=”_blank”>issued statements asserting that the bulldozer was an American, Caterpillar-made armoured D9 Bulldozer. The armoured D9’s made for Israel by the Caterpillar Corporation have extremely poor visibility. Here’s a little note for the stupid people out there. Armour doesn’t work if you can see well, because people will just shoot you through a big viewport. That’s why you have to look through slits.

EVERYONE knows it was an armoured bulldozer. The Israelis say it was a 72-ton armoured D9, the Palestinians say it was. The ISM activists present say it was. Everyone says it was, except for a small cluster of Nazi’s like Ben Gramby, who ran a pro-Nazi website glorifying Hitler and Quisling, and was also one of her useless companions when she was turned into a tortilla.

Growing up in a family of excavators, and spending my fair share of time on a number of earth-moving machines, I can say without any doubt from looking at the pics that the driver knew ABSOLUTELY that she was there at all times, and could have prevented a needless death.

I don’t care if your family is a buch of ditch-diggers. I too grew up around bulldozers, but am also involved in accident reconstruction involving bulldozers, fork-trucks, front end loaders, and other industrial equipment. People die around these things all the time even when they’re NOT stupidly working toward that goal out of absolute ignorance of how fast things go wrong.

Rachael had absolutely no safety training, no OSHA class, no experience, and no advice about working around heavy machinery. If her family had any sense they’d have sued ISM inside-out and upside-down for gross negligence, violation of absolutely any standards about safety, training, and liability. The bulldozer driver just drives the bulldozer. If people sneak around trying to crawl under his treads, that’s their problem.

Yes its a shame she didnt move, but you ignore that the dozer operator also had a choice, and he chose to murder SOMEONE, ANYONE for simply trying to keep a PHYSICIAN's house/office from being destroyed.
Well hell. If he can manage to use a D9 to run over a girl built like a long-distance track star, he should get a gold medal and induction into the slow moving heavy equipment operator’s hall of fame.
It is entirely Nazi-istic to destroy the homes of "suspected" terrorists. It gets even worse when we find out that the suspected terrorist was actually a doctor, and that the Israelis have been systematically bulldozing drinking wells and other life-sustaining infrastructure in order to force the Palestinians from their land. Apparently due-process doesn't exist in the Middle east's only "democracy."

Palestinian doctors, lawyers, and just about everyone else are often involved with their “freedom” fighters, aka homicidal baby killers. It’s became a death-cult and Israel shows great restraint in not bombing them into oblivion, which is certainly within Israel’s capabilities. If the Israeli’s acted like Nazis, they’d be killing about 3 million Palestinians a year, which would mean no more Palestinians in about 14 months. Yet they don’t do this.

Do we know the whole story? Will we ever? I doubt it; but I do know from experience that that dozer operator knew exactly what was happening. Oh well, he can always fall back on the "I was only following orders" excuse. I think that that one works unless you're German.

Obviously you don’t even know what type of bulldozer it was, so I’d say it makes absolutely no difference to you what the truth is. Why not just claim she was squashed by a steam-roller? It makes a better story and is equally accurate as your account. And the “I was just following orders” excuse didn’t save my cousin from Nuremberg because he didn’t use it. Yet that is exactly the answer the Allies were looking for, and as soon as one of his fellow officers mentioned those orders in passing, the rest of his compatriots were acquitted.

In the meantime, we have bigger Israeli problems to worry about. Is anybody concerned that a judge recently released an Israeli nuclear terrorist into the custody of a rabbi in Maryland? His name is Asher Karni, and although the Jewish controlled media won't tell you about him, you can learn about him on Google, or at the following webpage:

In a nuclear smuggling case involving about 10,000 Muslims and one South African, you blame the Jew. Simply amazing… Maybe they call it “Jewish science” for a reason. They invented the darn things. If the Muslims keep up targeting Americans, we might just unleash a few of them.

Posted by: George Turner at Apr 2, 2004 3:44:36 PM

Seems as if all the bulldozer experts are a bit off base - A 100,000+lb piece of heavy equipment, the D9, would leave a smear in the road if it had actually run over the flag burning Rachael Corrie - let alone the damage to her body if after the initial crushing, the driver reversed and backed up over her. Do any of the ISM propoganda pictures show a crushed body? Nope, because she wasn't run over by the D9. The evidence shows she was killed by a falling wall - hidden from the view of the D9 driver.

Posted by: bob at Apr 20, 2004 12:40:09 AM

Exactly Bob,

The reports from the ISM people even contradict themselves. The early ones said she had some debris fall on her, the later ones lay it on so thick that it's just a joke, such as having the D-9 not only smash her with the blade, run her under the treads, back up over her, but then DO IT AGAIN! Yet after all this, she was rushed to the hospital, still alive. Yeah, right. The people she was with must've been higher than kites if they think anyone with two neurons to knock together would believe that crap.

The main question is whether her wounds were actually fatal, or did someone in that hospital "martyr" her for the cause.

Posted by: George Turner at Apr 20, 2004 4:07:58 AM

Your site reads like some sort of Neo-Elizabethian cry for help. While I'm certain that you are already aware, you should examine your method of delivery when your site is linked to under the Humor section.

Posted by: Etannate at Aug 1, 2004 1:31:09 AM