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January 17, 2004

Misha Be Rude

Here's one for Darth Misha I, Emperor at the Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler. I had to use some poetic license on the details.

He come from Copenhagen, close to Germany
Way back before the web back on the usenet rings
There stood a news grouping named Kingdom of Meow
Where lived a Danish boy named Misha B. Rude
He never ever yearned to scream or fight or yell
But he could flame a retard just like a ringing a bell

Go go
Go Misha go go
Go Misha go go
Go Misha go go
Go Misha go go
Misha B. Rude

He used to bury left canards in his newgroup pack
Then set up on the web with some well known tracts
All his peers would see him scribblin' in the shade
Thumpin' on the drivel that the liberals sprayed
And people passing by would stop and say
My my but that little Danish boy can flay

Go go
Go Misha go go
Go Misha go go
Go Misha go go
Go Misha go go
Misha B. Rude

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Comments

Thank you, thank you, thank you, noble Bard of Empire!

I didn't come from Copenhagen, though, but close enough. The little burgh that I actually DID spent rather a large portion of my life in probably wouldn't mean anything to most people outside of the Kingdom of Denmark anyway :)

Oh, and the Meow Cabal bids me inform you of this: There Is No Meow Cabal ;)

Posted by: Emperor Misha I at Jan 18, 2004 3:01:03 PM

Thank you Emperor!

I wrestled with "Lousianna down near New Orleans" for quite a while.

Couldn't get alt.fan.karl-maldens.nose to rhyme no matter how much I tried...

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