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February 05, 2004

Puppy Thief

This is my third spoof of the Beatles' Let It Be, aimed at the evil puppy blender, Instapundit.

When I find my site in times of trouble
Instapundit links to me
Seeking pearls of wisdom, puppy thief.
And in his tower of darkness
He is blending right in front of me
Mixing curs and A-1, puppy thief.
Puppy thief, puppy thief.
Mixing curs and A-1, puppy thief.

And when the broken hearted people
Cruising on the web agree,
They will have an answer, puppy thief.
For though he may blend puppies there is
Still a chance that they will flee
They will find an owner, puppy thief.
Puppy thief, puppy thief. Yeah
They will find an owner, puppy thief.

And when the shake is bloody
There is still a bite to grind his teeth,
Bite on until tomorrow, puppy thief.
I wake up to the pound pup smoothie.
Instapundit brings to me.
Liquid cocker spaniel, puppy thief.
Puppy thief, puppy thief.
Foaming curds in dog shakes, puppy thief.
Puppy thief, puppy thief.
Hell will be a spammer, puppy thief.

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Comments

you sick fuck what the hell is wrong with you. you need to die you sick fuck and you will go to hell and suffer for the rest of your life you nastiny fucking sick ass hole!!!

Posted by: jessica at May 26, 2005 3:20:45 PM

As funny as stepford employees and pig pooped pearls no DOUBT the other Shepard was Snow!

Coyote's can not howl like being surrounded by a pair of Shepards.

Postal Workers GO easy on me its JUST MY NEIGHBORS DOGS!

Eating that shit off my pig pooped pearls.

Posted by: its in the email at Jun 2, 2006 12:57:43 PM