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June 22, 2004

Virtual Dealing

I just started this one a half-hour ago. I thought "I should parody Sexual Healing." My first thought for the key rhyme was "textual reeling" but that wouldn't make much sense, so I switched to "virtual dealing" and had the subject. So here it is, Virtual Dealing


Virtual Dealing

Oh PC, now let's play solitaire

PC, I'm bored ain't doing nothing
and I need your lovin'
and, PC, I can't hold out much longer
oh it's getting stronger and stronger
And when I get that feeling I gotta have

Virtual dealing
Virtual dealing
It makes me feel so fine
It helps to relieve the mind
Virtual dealing, is good for me
Virtual dealing now is something that makes a naughty employee

Whenever these customers keep calling
And my promotional ability is leaving me
there is something I can do
Oh I can put down the telephone and call it up baby
Darling I know you'll be there to relieve me
The hand you give to me will free me
and if you don't know the things you're dealing
Well I can tell you darling, oh it's

Virtual dealing
Go up, go up, go up, go up
Let's play cards a while
Face up, face up, face up, face up
'Cause you deal it right

Hit me, my darling
Hit me, my darling
Hit me, my darling
Hit me, my darling
Hit me, my darling

Baby, I won dick this morning
Well a king was coming up instead of threes
Baby, I think I'm redealing
A new hand is thrilling
And when I get that feeling i gotta have

Virtual dealing
Virtual dealing
It makes me feel so fine, it's such a rush
It helps to release the mind, Lord it's good for us

Virtual dealing, is good for me
Virtual dealing is something thats good for me
Oh it’s good for us, oh it's so good to me
My baby Whoahohh woah

Just click to hold
Come take control
Of my discard and hand
Soon we'll be raking bucks
Honey, we'll be doin' fine
You're my medicine ease on up and let me win

Oh Darling darling, you're so great
I can't wait for you to play it safe
hit me my darling
I can't wait for you to play it safe
deal my darling
I can’t wait for you to play it safe
I can’t wait for you to deal three,
I can’t wait for two too,
Oh whenever the suit hard stops are falling,
You know I'll come crawling
Deal threes, my darling

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