I Want a New Font

I've been going nuts for hours trying to reformat my blog like I want. This font, that font, a new font. I've had my sidebars all screwed up (still are), plus just about everything else that can happen when manual editing the source files. I'm going to take a break from it before I pull all my hair out, so here's a song about it.

I want a new font - one that won't make me sick,
One that won't make me crash my Dell, or doesn't look three feet thick.
I want a new font - one that won't hurt my head,
One that won't make my mouth too dry, or make my eyes too red.

One that won't make me nervous, wonderin' what to choose
One that makes me feel like I feel when I'm in View, when I get bold in View.

I want a new font - one that won't spill.
One that don't scroll too much, or jam in a fill.
I want a new font - one that won't go away,
One that won't eat into my right, one that won't make it bold all day.
One that won't make me nervous, wonderin' what to choose ...
I'll underline too, typeset.

I want a new font - one that does what it should,
One that won't make me wrap to much,
One that won't make me squint too hard.
I want a new font - one with no blur,
One that won't make me nervous, wonderin' what to choose. ...
I'm at home with you, I'm at home with you, yeah.