Mine in a Bottle

Jim Croce never wrote enough good drinking songs, so I addressed the problem by spoofing "Time in a Bottle".

If I could have mine in a bottle
The first thing that I'd like do
Is to drain the whole beer till sobriety passes from here
Just to drink them with you

If I could make beers last forever
If words could make refills come true
I'd drain every beer like a treasure and then
Again, I would drink them with you

If I had a fridge just for six packs
And beers that had yet to be brewed
The fridge would be empty except for the memory
Of how they were shotgunned by you

But there never seems to be enough room
To store beers you want to drink
Once you find them
I've looked around enough to know
That you're the one that cleaned out my whole stockpile.