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January 14, 2004
O Bin Laden
Here's a really cheesy Bin Laden song, to the tune of O Suzzana, but hardly worth posting. Couldn't work hummer into it.
I come from Alabama
With a Browning on my jeep
I'm going oe'r to Afghanistan
Jihadi there to seek
I aimed alright
The way I shot
The Taliban would die
The gun so hot,
I froze the bolt
Bin Laden don't you cry
Oh, Bin Laden,
Oh don't you cry for me
For I come from Alabama
With a Browning on my jeep
I had a dream the other night
When everything was still
I thought I saw Bin Laden
A-coming down the hill
The fuck wad's cape
Was in his mouth
The fear was
In his eye
Says I, I'm running from the mounts
Bin Laden, don't you cry
Oh, Bin Laden,
Oh don't you cry for me
For I come from Alabama
With a Browning on my jeep
January 14, 2004 in WarSongs | Permalink
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Looooooooooooooooool,
Really where is man you seek, cause you sure ain't got him, "fear in his eyes" loool, who cancels flights every day...looool, I think you mean you?
Posted by: Sarah at Feb 13, 2004 8:06:37 AM
Saddam had far more resources than Bin Laden ever did, and he lived in a septic tank. Bin Laden is likely holed up in a cave that's filling up with his own turds. With almost no effort we crushed the Taliban, then crushed Iraq. Hopefully this will fix the problem, but if it continues we might have to resort to massive application of extreme temperatures.
Posted by: George Turner at Feb 13, 2004 8:25:18 PM
the best song!
Posted by: Ron at May 24, 2004 10:38:52 PM
the best song!
Posted by: Ron at May 24, 2004 10:39:23 PM
oh bin laden dont u die to qiuck im gonnna chop off ur little tiny dick!!!!
Posted by: f at Aug 6, 2007 9:16:22 PM
