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January 10, 2004
The Girl Who's a Tortilla
Thie Girl From Ipanema is a hard song to work with.
Tall and mean and young and angry
The girl who's a tortilla goes talking
And when she sasses
Each one she sasses goes "ba-a-ah!"
When she talks she's like a zombie that
Stalks so cruel and sprays upon me
That when she sasses
each one she sasses goes "Ba-a-ah!"
Oh, but I watch her so sanely,
How can I tell when to smudge her?
Yes, I would drive my Cat gamely
But I wait then she talks to the creeps,
She looks straight ahead not at me
Tall and mean and young and angry
The girl who's a tortilla goes talking
And when she sasses
Each one she sasses goes "ba-a-ah!"
I smile, since she doesn't see,
She just doesn't see,
No she doesn't see
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[another repeat posting from whatever liberal Los Angelino this particular ididot fancies himself, herself, or itself]
Show me
Show me
Show me
How they hit that chick
The one that cried and screamed I say
The one all dressed in orange I say
Who wore a bullhorn 'round her neck
Tell me how they hit her
And I promise you
I promise that
I'll hear a lying Jew
Maybe a dumb Goy too
Splitting on that Dozer's edge
That cut her face
And crushed her head [--- SPLAT! --- Had to say it. Just had too!]
Her dreams of peaceful lives for [--- moon god worshipping baby killers, perhaps?]
Spilled into the dirt
Why are you so horrible? she bled
And will you ever know
That you'll be damned to Hell?
The one you serve so well
Jews
Stir the Holmies [--- what has Holmes got to do with this, Dr Watson?]
Jews
Fuck kids' ponies [--- everyone knows that Paleosimians ride donkeys]
Jews
Suck off strangers [--- Oops, wrong again. The beggars would be the...]
Go dance in the deepest ocean
Twist and swing among "friends"
Til your'e just a bad dream [--- Nope. Real as can be. You've apparently been watching too much Democrat propoganda, or else Hitler crap on the History channel.]
Just a bad dream
Quick war kicked us into shape
"Forget that Rachel"
"She's a flake" [--- Getting warmer... warmer]
But moving lips to breathe her name
I opened up my eyes [--- and beheld how she was running actual Nazi party sympathizers?]
And found myself alone almost [--- not surprising for a Nazi]
Among the brainwashed and the Hebes [Oooo... It's all a fiendish plot by the evill jooooooooosssss...... Definately a California Democrat Liberal]
That killed a young American [Timothy McVeigh was an American, and wasn't as hatefilled as your idiot hero, Rachel Corrie. Americans are kind of picky about such things.]
Then tried to pass it off to me
Jews
You're all phonies
Jews
Satan's cronies [Oooo.... Agents of the devil crap. My aren't we just rehashing crap from Goering now?]
Jews
Won't see Heaven [Actually, they seem to have a lock on the place ever since that Jesus guy set them up with a pretty cool deal]
Posted by: Madeline Allwhite at Feb 13, 2004 3:36:01 AM
Actually Jesus was quite specific on his feelings toward the Jews.
Quote: "Ye are of your father the devil, and the lusts of your father ye will do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it. And because I tell you the truth, ye believe me not. Which of you convinceth me of sin? And if I say the truth, why do ye not believe me? He that is of God heareth God's words: ye therefore hear them not, because ye are not of God.
Posted by: Rev. Jim Broiler at Feb 13, 2004 7:54:09 PM
Yo, Nazi idiot,
Everyone he spoke to was Jewish. You know why that is? Because nobody else was there, you moron! But thanks for the nice quote from John 8:44, which was actually aimed at people like you.
Posted by: George Turner at Feb 13, 2004 8:07:44 PM
Everyone but Jesus...
Here's a letter written by one Jewish scholar to another. About half way through, it gets down to a fact-by-fact reasoning of why Jesus was not a Jew. Jews, however, have made it a priority to propagate the lie of Jesus as Jew in order to mask the fact that their Talmudic beliefs have zero in common with Christianity. SEE: http://www.biblebelievers.org.au/facts.htm
By the way, this will be my last post of the evening. It's Friday night and I'm going to take my girlfriend out to dinner. Have fun darning your chainmail Sir Jerkalot.
MR
Posted by: Marc Richer at Feb 13, 2004 8:48:39 PM
Dude,
Quit getting all your info from the Aryan Nations and ISM. The debate amongst some religious scholars studying the Dead Sea Scrolls is whether Jesus and his brother were actually in the direct bloodline for the deposed thrown of Israel, and that we've misinterpretted key parts of the story. Were he and his brother potential claimants to the thrown and a threat to Rome? The Romans actually reserved crucifiction for treason and rebellion. In either case, I think that would make him Jewish, moron.
Posted by: George Turner at Feb 13, 2004 8:54:11 PM
Oh, "we've" "misinterpretted" it huh? Well I guess it would be wise to let a bunch of Jews decipher it for us then.
Man, I wish that I had access to your time machine so that i'd know exactly how it all went down.
You really are dumb.
Posted by: JC at Feb 13, 2004 9:06:27 PM
Dude. It's not the Jews who are interpretting the scrolls. It's the Vatican and other organizations. Some Jewish leaders didn't want to have Jesus tied to Judaism due to some disagreements that developed in around the 2nd Century.
It's just like when the Fascists tried to cover up the fact that Mussolini spent his entire life as a socialist and sometimes anarchist. After he fell, the socialists tried to hide the fact that he'd been a socialist, too.
Posted by: George Turner at Feb 13, 2004 10:35:58 PM
"Dude?"
How can someone who holds Kalifornians in such contempt think that he has the right to invoke their most sacred word?
The Vatican huh? The Vatican... The Vatican... Oh yeah; aren't they the same guys who've been revising the bible over and over again in order to placate the whining Jewish lobby? Oh yeah, yeah, those are the guys. I remember them. Seem to me that I also recall them as being big on turning their backs so that that their twisted buddies could get their rocks off buggering kids.
Well at least it's good to know that revising history isn't just for "delusional anti-Semitic Nazi's" anymore.
SEE: http://www.cwnews.com/news/viewstory.cfm?recnum=2592
I wonder when other religious groups will be able to use the courts in order to have the hateful nature of the Talmud edited in order to suit their specific needs.
Listen Turdner, I don't know if you're one of those idiots who is actually stupid enough to demote himself to second-class-human status by subscribing to the fallacy that the bible says that the Jews are God's chosen people, or whether you've just been conditioned by the boob tube to think that any criticism of Israel or of Jews automatically equals bigotry, but the bottom line is that this is not about religion. It is about treason. You know, years ago, one of my fraternity brothers blew my mind when he actually told me that if it came down to it, he'd have to back Israel over the U.S.A. This came from a guy who was as American as I thought anybody could possibly be. Since that time, I've heard similar things said by people that I've worked with here in Hollyweird. I don't give a flying fuck why this is the prevailing mindset among American Jews. It's enough for me that it is, and if you want to argue what the meaning of "is" is, then you can find a "nice" Jewish girl to blow you so that you'll at least have a smile on your face when you and everyone else in this country gets sold down the river for a few shekels.
Face it. You've been duped. So what will you do? Remain a fool, or swallow your pride and regain your integrity? Whether you choose to admit it or not, we're occupied and you're bending over for it. Clean out your headgear guy. Ignorance isn't bliss. It's suicide. Now turn off the gas and take your head out of the oven.
What really boggles my mind is why a true patriot would waste his time writing song parodies bashing some hapless young girl when he could be using his platform to point out that the rats are in our cupboards.
SEE:
http://usa.mediamonitors.net/layout/set/print/content/view/full/4413
http://in.news.yahoo.com/040121/139/2b1zt.html
I'll bet you that he either walks, skips town, or that they "Irv Rubin" him.
Asher Karni... Not exactly a household name huh? Funny what the media deems to be important, isn't it?
If I'm wrong, it'll be a rare victory for American justice, you can point to my error as your justification for keeping your head in the sand, and I'll buy you two tubes of your favorite flavor of KY Jelly to facilitate your continued salami subjugation. If I'm right, you start writing songs about the Israeli spy-ring scandal that the government whitewashed, and that the media let die on the vine.
Deal?
Posted by: Larry Silverlining at Feb 15, 2004 9:32:48 AM
Oh! I see, I see! It's all so simple now! The Talmud is a vile hateful book and all Jews are merely treasonous spies, conspirators, and vermin who are fucking us all in the ass! We must round them all up and put them in labor camps! Only hard work will set the sub-human rat vermin free! They are a blot on our nation, destroying all we hold dear!
We must continue until the last vestiges of Jewishness are eliminated from the human race, to avenge our martyr Rachael Flapjack Corrie, who understood the true nature of the Jew!! Onward brothers! Forward for the white race and the Fatherland, and a new day when we are no longer plagued by the pestilence of the evil, greedy, treasonous Jewish rat filth!
Whew! Glad I've seen the truth! I feel so enlightened now...
Posted by: George Turner at Feb 15, 2004 5:49:45 PM
"Oh! I see, I see! It's all so simple now! The Talmud is a vile hateful book and all Jews are merely treasonous spies, conspirators, and vermin who are fucking us all in the ass!"
Yup.
"We must round them all up and put them in labor camps!"
A labor camp for for Jews? Wouldn't that be about as productive as sending you and your cousins to a ballroom dancing school?
"Only hard work will set the sub-human rat vermin free!"
What? Set them free? They already feel free to do pretty much anything they want because of idiots like you who make apologies for everything they do.
"They are a blot on our nation, destroying all we hold dear!"
Couldn't have said it better myself.
"We must continue until the last vestiges of Jewishness are eliminated from the human race, to avenge our martyr Rachael Flapjack Corrie, who understood the true nature of the Jew!!"
You're misquoting me. I never said any such thing and you know it.
"Onward brothers! Forward for the white race and the Fatherland, and a new day when we are no longer plagued by the pestilence of the evil, greedy, treasonous Jewish rat filth!"
FYI, I'm not white, but I'll give you an "Amen" anyway.
Posted by: Epiphany at Feb 15, 2004 9:48:42 PM
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Posted by: Benedict at Dec 21, 2004 5:17:03 PM
