When Kerry Comes Carping Lies

Here's a Kerry tune, a spoof on "When Johnny Comes Marching Home". It was originally aimed at a particular Dean troll, but Kerry's name fit the scheme.

When Kerry comes carping lies again,
Hurrah! Hurrah!
He’ll spit out a really twisted fib
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The fems will jeer, the Dems will spout,
The commies they will all turn out,
And they’ll all go Dean
When Kerry comes carping lies.

The Trotskyites will reel with joy,
Hurrah! Hurrah!
To welcome in their new found toy,
Hurrah! Hurrah!
The ANSWER saps and sissies say
Your country we will throw away.
And they'll all go Dean
When Kerry comes carping lies.

He revels in insanity,
Hurrah! Hurrah!
He'll grace us with his latest plea,
Hurrah! Hurrah!
To Al-Qaeda he is ready now
To swear an oath and take a vow,
And they'll all go Dean
When Kerry comes carping lies.

Let doves and Deanites rue this day,
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Their yellow feathers on display,
Hurrah! Hurrah!
Their bitter minds are in the dark
They’re living in a world apart.
And they'll all go Dean
When Kerry comes carping lies.