You Are a Jack Ass

To the tune of "You Light Up My Life" by Debbie Boone.

So many nights, I'd sit in this window,
Waiting for someone to fling me a bone.
So many screams, I kept deep inside me,
Alone on this thread, but now you've come along.

And you light up my site,
You give me posts, to shit upon.
You light up my days
And fill this thread with bunk.

Trollin' at sea, adrift with the bloggers
Could it be finally, I'm turning quite crass
Finally a chance to say, "Hey, you jack ass!"
Never again to post all alone.

And you light up my site,
You give me posts, to shit upon.
You light up my days
And fill this thread with bunk.

You, You are a jack ass
You are a dope to carry on
You light up my days
And fill this site with junk
It can't be wrong, when it feels so crass
'Cause you, you are a dumb ass.