Puppy Thief

This is my third spoof of the Beatles' Let It Be, aimed at the evil puppy blender, Instapundit.

When I find my site in times of trouble
Instapundit links to me
Seeking pearls of wisdom, puppy thief.
And in his tower of darkness
He is blending right in front of me
Mixing curs and A-1, puppy thief.
Puppy thief, puppy thief.
Mixing curs and A-1, puppy thief.

And when the broken hearted people
Cruising on the web agree,
They will have an answer, puppy thief.
For though he may blend puppies there is
Still a chance that they will flee
They will find an owner, puppy thief.
Puppy thief, puppy thief. Yeah
They will find an owner, puppy thief.

And when the shake is bloody
There is still a bite to grind his teeth,
Bite on until tomorrow, puppy thief.
I wake up to the pound pup smoothie.
Instapundit brings to me.
Liquid cocker spaniel, puppy thief.
Puppy thief, puppy thief.
Foaming curds in dog shakes, puppy thief.
Puppy thief, puppy thief.
Hell will be a spammer, puppy thief.