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May 15, 2004

Nick Berg's Head

A few days ago it struck me that Nick Berg's head had some parallels to John Brown's Body. So I played around with a few stanzas of it

Nick Berg's head lies a-smouldering in the grave,
Nick Berg's head lies a-smouldering in the grave,
But his soul goes marching on.

Chorus:
Glory, glory, hallelujah,
Glory, glory, hallelujah,
His soul goes marching on.

It wasn't very good so I switched to Battle Hymn of the Republic, which worked out a bit better. I killed the last stanza though, because after leaving the line about Christ and the lilies intact, the next one involved a wench, a tent, and a camel. It is, after all, a quicky.

Nick Berg's Head

Mine eyes have seen the horror of the sev'ring of the head
They were sawing through the cart'lidge and upon the floor he bled.
Then they chanted to their moon god and they held it up in dread
His truth is marching on.

Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
His truth is marching on.

I have seen them in the film clips from a hundred home-made vids
They have fallen into chaos and to Satan give their kids
I can see their vile intentions in each press release they rip
His day is marching on.

Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
His truth is marching on.

Nick was screaming out in ag'ny till they severed his vocal chords,
Twas meant to chill the hearts of men, Now for God unloose our swords
Time to beat back Satan's armies, Time to reap through all his hordes
His day is marching on.

Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
His truth is marching on.

I have seen a fiery gospel writ in burnish`d rows of steel,
"As ye deal with our civilians, So with you we too shall deal;"
Let the Hero be a woman, crush the serpent with her heel
Since God is marching on.

Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
His truth is marching on.

We have sounded forth the trumpet that shall never call retreat
We are sifting through the mosques for them despite their angry bleats
Oh, be swift, my boys, to find them! Oh soon bring them to their knees!
Our God is marching on.

Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
His truth is marching on.


****** Update ******

One of my readers, Ken S. or KVNS, who is a known for his lyrical skills, responded to my dissatisfaction with a few of my stanzas, and made some improvements to the third stanza. Here's the result.

Mine eyes have seen the horror of the sev'ring of the head
They were sawing through the cart'lidge and upon the floor he bled.
Then they chanted to their moon god and they held it up in dread
His truth is marching on.

Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
His truth is marching on.

I have seen them in the film clips from a hundred home-made vids
They have fallen into chaos and to Satan give their kids
I can see their vile intentions in each press release they rip
His day is marching on.

Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
His truth is marching on.

Nick's screams rang out in ag'ny till they cleaved his vocal chords,
Twas meant to chill the hearts of men, Dear God unloose our swords
We've beat back Saddam's armies, now to smite his hidden hordes
His day is marching on.

Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
His truth is marching on.

I have seen a fiery gospel writ in burnish`d rows of steel,
"As ye deal with our civilians, So with you we too shall deal;"
Let the Hero be a woman, crush the serpent with her heel
Since God is marching on.

Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
His truth is marching on.

We have sounded forth the trumpet that shall never call retreat
We are sifting through the mosques for them despite their angry bleats
Oh, be swift, my boys, to find them! Oh soon bring them to their knees!
Our God is marching on.

Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
Glory! Glory! Hallelujah!
His truth is marching on.

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YOU FUCKING SUCK YOU MURDERERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: USA at May 15, 2004 6:02:23 PM

I CAN@T BELIEVE YOU MURDERED SOMEBODY SO INOSCENT . YOU COULD HAVE WAITED TILL YOU HAD SOMEBODY FAMOUS ,BUT TO KILL SOMEONE INOSCENT IS A CRIME . THINK ABOUT IT , WHY STOOP LOW ,AIM HIGH

Posted by: AMANDA KENNON at May 15, 2004 7:08:40 PM

I come from the middle east, and i hate all that live there, murderers. How can you praise god, and kill someone at the same time, you are all dead, even those chiken shit towel heads who think there identity is unkown, to the parents of nick, my condolences. Im sorry for your deap loss. nuke the middle east and get it over with...

Posted by: unknown at May 15, 2004 9:27:19 PM

Nick Berg deserved what he got. Youre all ignorant little bitches.

Posted by: fuck bush at May 17, 2004 5:21:55 PM

Nick Berg deserved what he got. Youre all ignorant little bitches.

Posted by: fuck bush at May 17, 2004 5:21:56 PM

Fuck that place we need to turn it in to a glass house like we should have done when the first pussy bush sent us in there dont start it if you dont have the balls to finish it we should behead all iraq prisinors and who gives a flying fuck about the geneva convention they shure dont kill all rag heads 8-80

Posted by: cooper at May 17, 2004 8:00:53 PM

to "fuck bush".... u say Nick Berg deserved what he got.... maybe you shudve been the one getting beheaded instead of him... are u born without rational thinking or reason?.... you think to get back at someone is to behead people of their race? for fuck sakes life isnt about getting land and shit like that, u dont just go killing people cuz of impulse... u think thoes iraq prisioners dont have a family like you? they are prisoners because they are fighting for their country, vice versa as the Americans... but Nick Berg wasnt a soldier who killed. Whos ignorant now? if thoes 5 iraq fuckers dont have the balls to show their face, i dont think they have much balls as a country....Nick Berg didnt deserve what he got... he went into the country to help rebuild it..and he got beheaded.. he didnt go there to fight... get ur facts straight before u start talking... and plus u contradicted urself saying that we should behead all iraq prisoners, and then said Nick got that he deserves...I give my respects to Nick Berg, at lease he had the balls to go to iraq..... do you "fuck bush"?

Posted by: V_101 at May 17, 2004 10:46:19 PM

Bush is a fucking retard. Don't for that facist bastard. More Trees! Less BUSH!

Posted by: Bush is a Nazi at May 17, 2004 11:35:00 PM

Bush is a facist? Is that someone who judges people by their face? I guess that's what people know about facism these days, darn Revlon salesmen.

Posted by: George Turner at May 18, 2004 12:30:35 AM

sirs, how can anyone say that this individual
desired this! I will pray for his soul and his family.also, the ones who did this for their souls if they continue on this course they will be cursed forever. If these individuals are so proud of what they do why don't they show their face?

Posted by: the gate keeper at May 19, 2004 11:59:14 AM

I love bush and support us killing all Iraqi People, kill al them bitches, they fucked us over on 9/11. AMERICA WILL RISE AGAIN< NOT THE SOUTH ( EAT MY FUCK)

Posted by: tony longo at May 21, 2004 12:29:15 PM

How dare you say that Nick Berg got what he deserved!! You must be one of those towel head assholes from Iraq who our country is trying to liberate and give you freedom. If it were up to me, I would leave Iraq and all of those savages living there alone and let them kill themselves. They don't want liberation!!!!! I would never say that one of them deserved the kind of torture Nick Berg recieved, but after 'fuck bush's comment, I hope our troops give em hell!!!!!!!

Posted by: unknown at May 22, 2004 6:50:32 PM

we are to politicly correct

Posted by: kill em all let god sort em out at May 25, 2004 3:57:47 PM

To fuck bush. You are a goddamn cocksucker. Nick deserved what he got? Fucking asshole, why doesn't someone come over and behead you motherfucker? It sounds like it would rid the world of one more fucking raghead. I say the Middle East has always been the trouble spot of the world. We should just drop fucking bombs on it and blow it all to hell. Fuck you asshole!

Posted by: fuck the arabs at Jun 1, 2004 1:46:34 PM

Well first of all, great song, made me uh, stuff.

Second of all Tony Longo, you are a dumbfuck, THE IRAQIS WERE NOT INVOLVED IN THE WTC ATTACK YOU FUCKING RETARD!!!

and to "fuck bush" wow man, wow, you have a way with words don't ya? just...shut up, yeah, it'd do ya a world o' good.

And V 101 although you started off strong, I'll have to disagree with you when you said "if thoes 5 iraq fuckers dont have the balls to show their face, i dont think they have much balls as a country"
tisk tisk, your lumping all the innocent in along with the dickheads, not good at all. sure some of the iraqis are dickless dumbfucks but remember so are some americans so... uh by your standereds YOU TOO are a dickless dumbfuck!

Posted by: Spooky Cheese Monkey at Jun 1, 2004 5:28:22 PM

I hear Nick Berg gives good head! *slaps knee* hahahaha

Posted by: fuck bush at Jun 4, 2004 7:51:46 PM

Yeah, I did deserve it. I'm such teh bastard :'(

Posted by: Nick Berg at Jun 4, 2004 7:52:33 PM

Yawn.

Posted by: Big Brother at Jun 4, 2004 8:01:14 PM

Granted Bush may very well be the devil, and a host of other things. But can't anyone express themselves with just a hint of intellegence ? Why all the misguided hatred anyway. Take a break already.

Posted by: a "REAL" american at Jun 8, 2004 3:22:49 PM

can anyone help me? Double D Kim [414] 383-xxxx

[GT - No phone numbers please :p]

Posted by: horny as hell at Jun 8, 2004 3:28:14 PM

First,

Why all the profanity? We have real issues here that affect everyone in this country. Swearing doens't do anyone any good. State your point with eloquence and brevity.

Second,

The middle east and the waring, religous factions have been fighting jihad against each other for centuries. As my father, a decorated war veteran would say, "those rag-head bastards have had thousands of years longer than us to evolve into something worth a damn but no, they just keep killing each other". The Coalition, WTO, NATO, etc. will never change this fact. Leave them alone. Hell, give them tactical nuc's and let them blow each other in to Allah's lap. Let's get behind John Kerry and restore the morality to this nation....Without worrying about the camel jockies.

VOTE KERRY!

Posted by: unknown at Jun 20, 2004 5:44:57 PM

Restore morality with Kerry? Will he call for us to leave no rich widow unboinked? Get real. You're talking about a self-confessed war criminal who in 1973 said communism was equivalent to representative democracy. He shot down the search for remaining Vietnam POWs and in return his cousin got a $900 million dollar contract from Hanoi. In 2001 Kerry personally eliminated Al Gore from another run for office by letting Al and others know that Kerry would fry him over his acceptance of massive contributions from US airlines in return for opposing a bill to increase airline security.

Not even Kerry's fellow democratic senators think he has any morality.

Posted by: George Turner at Jun 20, 2004 6:17:31 PM

i can't believe i wasted my time reading this garbage...none of you can spell worth a damn nor is anyone in here, minus one george turner, knowledgeable enough to deliberate except such trivial nonsense as preceeds this post...

nick berg was a victim of war crimes, and happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time...he's no hero...but still we mourn the loss of an american as he was a child of this country...God rest his soul...

Posted by: macarius at Jun 20, 2004 9:57:28 PM

Berg and Johnson were greedy bastards in Iraq for the big money which they were paid to 'help' rebuild the country. They took that chance and they lost their heads over it.

Posted by: Frank at Jun 24, 2004 9:32:10 AM

BUSH SHOULD SEND BACK OUR TROOPS AND SEND HIS FREAKING ALCOHOLIC BITCHES & DRUG ADDICT NIECE TO FIGHT FOR THIS COUNTRY. HELL, WE DON'T NEED TO FIGHT TO SAVE THEIR HAPPY LITTLE DUI OR VICODIN ASSES.

Posted by: jane doe at Jun 28, 2004 8:00:27 PM